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1: "Granted, I'm not right all of the time, but I have a pretty good batting average." - Justin, on work
2: "It's like a GE project. Find the crab. The contractors are like the trout and the cod that don't know what they are doing and end up in your pot." - Justin, on Alaskian crab fishing
3: "You're a hero among men." - Justin, talking about Canich
4: ""You and Justin had more technology in that one little cabin in one weekend than that half of the state has ever seen in its history. You know there's someone in the Witness Protection Program hiding out there. Then you guys roll up with your gadgets and spike something on FBI surveillance. Don't be surprised if they come busting down your door." (Quote predates Justin's GPS)" - Maggie/Katie\'s cousin
5: "I'd eat haggis over green beans any day." - Justin
6: "Making a movie is either utopia, or like shoving shit uphill." - Sean Connery
7: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in the middle." - James Carville
8: "Ernie!! I love your dance moves!" - Random Girl
9: "Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college ..." - Woody Allen in Annie Hall
10: "Maggie: "How'd you'd like sleeping by yourself in the freezing cold room because you snore?" Rick: "I don't snore" Justin: *laughs* Rick: "How'd you like sleeping with a bear?!?" Justin: "It was a pig!"" - Justin
11: "not as long as alcohol exists" - Justin - when asked when plock.net 2.0 will be released
12: "So you're the coolest guy at Shenanigans, big fucking deal! Thats like being the smartest person with Down Syndrome!" - Mitch, Waiting...
13: "justin: "I'll have 5 chicken McNuggets"
teller: "10 chicken McNuggets"
justin: "no i only want 5"
teller: "i'm sorry sir they only come in 10"
justin: "ok, 6"" - Justin, to Taco Bell person
14: "Do you take subway stamps?" - Justin to Taco Bell person
15: "I am afraid that there are more people than I can imagine who can go no further than apppreciating a picture that is a rectangle with an object in the middle of it, which they can identify. They don’t care what is around the object as long as nothing interferes with the object itself, right in the center. Even after the lessons of Winogrand and Friedlander, they don’t get it…. They want the obvious...I am at war with the obvious." - William Eggleston
16: "What are we doing, quoting everything we said?? (Sima) Write that down!" - Maggie
17: "It's all about the static electricity gloves." - Sima
18: "Don't let me puke on myself. I didn't bring enough clothes." - Maggie
19: "What's up with all of these midget waiters?" - Nimisha
20: "So I said, narrow the focus. Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?" - jwz on Hula
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